LMFAO! Even this story has reached us here in Europe, I’m sure many of you will know all about Michele Allen, arrested for terrorising her neighbourhood whilst drunk in a cow costume!
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Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown, Ohio, authorities.
Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall sentenced Allen to 30 days in jail for her oddball escapade.
She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park.
While at work Saturday evening, mad cow Allen got drunk and then stumbled into the streets – blocking traffic and chasing and terrifying kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Filthy cow Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during her drunken MOOd, according to cops.
As cops hauled her away, the haunted trail’s manager snatched the cow mask away from Allen, but officers let her keep the rest of the outfit.
Why? Cos that was all she had as she was naked underneath (won’t somebody think of the poor children?)
Allen dried out in jail over the weekend – all the while wearing the cow costume.
Jail policy allows for inmates to wear prison clothes only after a defendant’s first court appearance.
Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers.
“She was challenging people to ‘suck her udders,’ ” Hoffman said. “I’m not joking.”
Once Allen arrived in court, she grazed peacefully, Judge Wall said.
Allen has been in trouble before. She has an outstanding “failure to appear on a solicitation” rap and still owes $2,733 on that offense.
The judge said facing a cow-dressed defendant was new for him.
“We get people dressed in various attire when they’re in court,” he said. “But this was a first, someone dressed as a cow.”
That woman needs a damned hard caning: FACT!
Just thought you’d all like a laugh, what WAS she thinking? heh heh