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What the Spanking Deuce?

Sometimes, I feel that some stuff that gets discussed or written about producers or performers in our niche needs calling out. I usually ignore the trolls or sheer idiocy that I see on Forums.

However, in this case, this REALLY piqued my interest… I love how people seem to think they are “in the know” – especially based on events or people they may have ideas on from 10 years ago, or how the biz, parties, genuine friendships and goodwill that many producers and performers have for each other is portrayed… especially in the eyes of one absolutely deluded person… I’ll let you work out who that is.

If anyone here that is slandered wishes to reply, feel free to… and put the record straight. But I won’t hold my breath, as we all have far more important things to do. It is, however, an interesting insight into how those who like to download our content for free view us all… right? Anyway, to us who ARE in the know, enjoy this early Xmas present… get your popcorn ready and marvel at the spats from the more considerate and level headed folk in reply to the absolute, laughable drivel and delusional theories spouted by one fixated individual… and more such glaring inaccuracies! Sheer entertainment!!! LOL
The below thread is from a content sharing forum and started off rather innocently but quickly degenerates… as you’ll see. Have fun reading this!

What models are everywhere

Fly**g Circus
« November 23, 2019, 12:27:24 AM »

There are a few models that travel all over to different studios, and I would call them the hot models.
To me, Kiki Cali, Mackenzie Reed, Stevie Rose, Nuna Starks, and Casey Calvert come to mind. I don’t know how active AJR is now.
What do others think?

f*nb*n
« Reply #1: November 23, 2019, 07:26:13 AM »

Our thoughts about these spanking models are mostly: ‘They do it for the money!’

Over the years I have met and corresponded with quite a few models and found that the above is not entirely true.
There are many who do this for a combination of psychological factors, like exhibitionism, a need to be submitted, a longing for pain, sexual arousal and more…
Of course some are heavily on drugs and need the money for their next drug / shot, but that’s not typical for spanking models. Many people in our society are on drugs for a huge variety of reasons. It always fascinated me why some women like to be spanked and found answers by simply asking them. Girls like Rosaleen Young, Samantha Woodley, Amber Pixie Wells, Audrey Knight, Abigail Whitacker, Sarah Gregory, Star Chandler, Chelsea Pfeiffer, Clare Fonda and so on…All of them said they had that special longing to go over the knee and have their bottoms spanked. In many cases related to youth experiences. I asked if they needed sex straight after a spanking and most said they just needed the spanking and weren’t even thinking of sex. Most said spankings for a reason (even fake) felt best.
They said also that some spankers are better than others. The best are the ones who take time to know their spankees. A kind of understanding grows, reason for them to play more often with each other. In the scene they hear about spanking skills from certain spankers, become curious and arrange a spanking session with them. If that feels good they make more arrangement and so on. I believe that’s the reason we see the same girls over many different laps (make and female) for spanking sessions. Spankers want to spank girls with a strong spanking reputation and spankees like to feel the ‘punishments’ from well-known spankers. Most models play for two or three years, but many play much longer. To me proof that they surely have a need to spank or a need to get spanked. My three pennies worth… 🙂

Fly**g Circus
« Reply #2: November 23, 2019, 02:37:31 PM »

What youth experiences caused this?

L*ceygirl
« Reply #3: December 18, 2019, 06:43:21 PM »

So basically how it works is 100% of the models are in it for the money and some add in popularity as well therefore they do not care the least bit on who spanks them. It’s only a matter of who has the cash. This would explain why 90% of the guys doing the spanking are elderly people like that tubaman.
The issue is that it’s degrading but because 90% of the models are heavy drug users it allows them to ignore any morale obligation and travel as many places as possible. The producers will get them into the drugs as well because it helps them comply.
HOWEVER sometimes the rare case of escaping the circle of the pursuit of meth and crack is possible and they disappear or just screw around with a friend making videos.Sarah gregory, that kyle and practically everyone who has come near him…….. all meth or crack users. It shows on their face. Discoloration, odd facial expressions.Hell kyle is probably the worst. It seems his body transforms seasonally.So basically the drugs tell them to run around trying to make that money. Sorry but this is how the industry works. Women do not perform well unless they are drugged.
It always fascinated me why some women like to be spanked and found answers by simply asking them. Girls like Rosaleen Young, Samantha Woodley, Amber Pixie Wells, Audrey Knight, Abigail Whitacker, Sarah Gregory, Star Chandler, Chelsea Pfeiffer, Clare Fonda and so on…

Here, let me break it down for you. Since they are in it for the money they everything they say it a direct answer to what the producer feels the audience will want to hear from them. This is why vulnerable adorable ones will talk about their past with spanking and tuff attitude ones like knight will say “I never had any spankings growing up. I just like it now”.

Rosaleen = alcoholic
Samantha Woodley = Alcoholic
Amber Pixie = crack cocaine (low amounts)
Audrey knght (sic) = Money and popularity
Abigail Whitacker = Crack
Sarah Gregory = prescription medication such as sleeping pills and perks and DEFINATLY (sic) METH.
etc.

Pretty much all of them have drug faces…. which is pretty obvious…

AnnaSp*nkee

« Reply #4: December 19, 2019, 06:48:39 PM »
And I don’t understand how you can watch the same ass spanked for the hundredth or three hundredth times! Well, it’s not at all natural and not natural. That’s why I like studios where there are a lot of unprofessional women – one such spanking costs sincerity and emotions in the thousands of flaws of yours Kiki Mackenzie Stevie etc :/

Sp*nkr*t
«Reply #5: December 19, 2019, 08:25:01 PM »

Quote from: L*ceygirl on December 18, 2019, 06:43:21 PM
So basically how it works is 100% of the models are in it for the money and some add in popularity as well therefore they do not care the least bit on who spanks them. It’s only a matter of who has the cash. This would explain why 90% of the guys doing the spanking are elderly people like that tubaman.

The issue is that it’s degrading but because 90% of the models are heavy drug users it allows them to ignore any morale obligation and travel as many places as possible. The producers will get them into the drugs as well because it helps them comply.
HOWEVER sometimes the rare case of escaping the circle of the pursuit of meth and crack is possible and they disappear or just screw around with a friend making videos.

Sarah gregory, that kyle and practically everyone who has come near him…….. all meth or crack users. It shows on their face. Discoloration, odd facial expressions.

Hell kyle is probably the worst. It seems his body transforms seasonally.

So basically the drugs tell them to run around trying to make that money. Sorry but this is how the industry works. Women do not perform well unless they are drugged.
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It always fascinated me why some women like to be spanked and found answers by simply asking them. Girls like Rosaleen Young, Samantha Woodley, Amber Pixie Wells, Audrey Knight, Abigail Whitacker, Sarah Gregory, Star Chandler, Chelsea Pfeiffer, Clare Fonda and so on…
Here, let me break it down for you. Since they are in it for the money they everything they say it a direct answer to what the producer feels the audience will want to hear from them.
This is why vulnerable adorable ones will talk about their past with spanking and tuff attitude ones like knight will say “I never had any spankings growing up. I just like it now”.

Rosaleen = alcoholic
Samantha Woodley = Alcoholic
Amber Pixie = crack cocaine (low amounts)
Audrey knght = Money and popularity
Abigail Whitacker = Crack
Sarah Gregory = prescription medication such as sleeping pills and perks and DEFINATLY METH.
etc.

Pretty much all of them have drug faces…. which is pretty obvious…

Have you even met any of these women you are slandering?

I met Rosaleen a few times at public events where alcohol was readily available & I don’t think I saw her with a glass in her hand. She certainly wasn’t drunk. I also know some of the girls & producers that worked with her. I heard a few remarks about her being bossy & vain but never an alcoholic. Anyway she retired from the spanking scene about ten years ago.

I don’t know anything about the other – American – women you accuse but I suspect, neither do you. You’re just another troll.

Fly**g Circus
« Reply #6: December 20, 2019, 03:34:04 AM »

L*cey, how did you learn this?

f*nb*n
« Reply #7: December 20, 2019, 09:22:50 AM »

Hi L*ceygirl,
It’s rather disappointing that you label spanking models according to unproven prejudices. I met and corresponded with quite a few and have a different opinion
I give you a few examples:
Rosaleen finished a study in neurology and wrote a book in 2003 – Fantasies of a Young Submissive – about her feelings. A brilliant book that touches the subject masterfully. Translated in many languages, even Japanese…
Sarah Gregory finished college with a master in stage arts and is the key person in the many companies she runs together with her husband John Osborne.
Pandora Blake runs her own company as well and managed to fight the British Government (!) about censorship. Most important she WON the court case. Who dares to take it up against a Government and change the intended Law..? She had to stop her Company “Dreams of spanking” but runs it now again with the amended Law at her side. Making beautiful films
Amber Pixie Wells has a degree in Nutritional studies and a sincere longing for spanking like many other girls.

The list is endless, so I stop here. To me it is rather simplistic to judge all the girls though prejudice and NOT Knowing.
Felt I should say this.

L*ceygirl
« Reply #8: December 20, 2019, 10:36:09 PM »

I bet you think strippers like you too.

Quote from: Sp*nkr*t on December 19, 2019, 08:25:01 PM
Have you even met any of these women you are slandering?
I don’t know anything about the other – American – women you accuse but I suspect, neither do you. You’re just another troll.

I live in the largest free criminal enterprise city in Canada and probably the world. I spend all year dealing with Junky dealers. I know what their faces look like and I know what expressions and body movements they do. I can spot a methhead from a mile away, I can spot a cociane (sic) addict actor from watching about 20 seconds of their role.
This is PORN DUDE. that’s how the industry works. Don’t act all surprised. It works the same way in prostitution.

Sarah Gregory finished college with a master in stage arts and is the key person in the many companies she runs together with her husband John Osborne.

listen dude. $2 host a month and a pile of domains from name.com isn’t companies. It’s on her FACE dude. Also college is the 2nd best place to sell cocaine. She also uses pain killers for her recordings as well………. so much for being into spanking.

Pandora Blake runs her own company as well and managed to fight the British Government (!) about censorship. Most important she WON the court case. Who dares to take it up against a Government and change the intended Law..? She had to stop her Company “Dreams of spanking” but runs it now again with the amended Law at her side. Making beautiful films

Ok, a website isn’t a company again… I had 60 when I was 18yrs old. I didn’t follow anything about the govt but I never was a pandora fan.

Amber Pixie Wells has a degree in Nutritional studies and a sincere longing for spanking like many other girls.

I got an issue of SWANK and there’s an interview with a hot military chick and she says that she just loves to fuck and she’ll fuck fans and whoever. As long as they are of legal age and below 50. She says she loves to fuck even if it isn’t good just to give the dude a blast. She claimed that if you want to fuck you’ll most likely get fucked unless you act weird.

You believe that too probably?

Listen dude. Have you seen the out tasks (sic) from firm hand. It’s FUCKED. they are wacking (sic) them a few times then there is a cut because they are laughing then they say ok ready and they kick and cry then they yell I need a cut in 6 seconds, make a joke all laugh then get in position.
She can say what she wanted but that’s how it was.

« Last Edit: December 20, 2019, 10:48:33 PM by L*ceygirl »

f*nb*n
« Reply #9: December 21, 2019, 06:06:16 AM »

Bitter and sarcastic. You must be very disappointed in life, L*ceygirl.

Yes, I do believe in the more positive things. In some cases I was present when scenes were filmed and luckily there is a lot of laughter indeed. Most people do not need drugs to laugh… Spanking productions are normally made in such a way that models can take it relatively easy. With breaks and all that is needed to make them feel comfortable. To me that’s the only way.When models posed for me, when I was drawings them, there was a lot of laughter too. It’s rather embarrassing as an adult to go over the knee and that makes them laugh. It creates an  atmosphere of Fun, but an atmosphere of confidence and relaxation too. I never had a model that was ‘drugged’.

Yes, there surely are models that use drugs, but most do not, I believe. Sensible girls that simply enjoy spanking fun in their lives.

We all have different sexual feelings and to quite a few girls/women spanking is one of them. The release of Endorfines (sic) and Dopamine make it feel good. According to sexual researches (Shere Hite, Vance Packard and MacKenzie sexual surveys, among others) 8 – 20 percent of females like spanking in a huge range of varieties; from light slaps to sharp pain. And most men like to slap female buttocks, again in a huge variety of ways.

You may have been too long in circles of Junkies, so that it influences your mind-set.

I prefer to set my mind on the positive side of spanking and I am convinced many girls and women in the scene do it, because they want to. Aside from the money. It’s only normal they get paid for their performances. Some make big money out of this sector of the porn-industry, most do not.

t*lar
« Reply #10:December 21, 2019, 02:49:58 PM »

If only W*ltlover would share here his infinite wisdom with us too
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Sp*nkr*t
« Reply #11: December 21, 2019, 04:05:02 PM »

So, L*ceygirl, the answer to my question is no, you don’t know any of the women that you accuse, but have the extraordinary talent of being able to tell just by looking at a person’s face exactly what they’re addicted to. If you have such a low opinion of people appearing in spanking videos & those who watch them why are you on a site dedicated to sharing spanking videos? Maybe because you’re a troll.

L*ceygirl
« Reply #12: December 21, 2019, 07:53:02 PM »

Quote from: Sp*nkr*t on December 21, 2019, 04:05:02 PM
So, L*ceygirl, the answer to my question is no, you don’t know any of the women that you accuse, but have the extraordinary talent of being able to tell just by looking at a person’s face exactly what they’re addicted to. If you have such a low opinion of people appearing in spanking videos & those who watch them why are you on a site dedicated to sharing spanking videos? Maybe because you’re a troll.

No, it’s not a talent. It’s common sense. If you want to smoke fairy dust and fly high with all of the incredible stories of girls running around getting spanked by senior citizens and all of them saying they love it go fourth (sic).

Listen, if you ever went to any of those texas all state spanking parties you would learn real quick that it’s all a giant money grab. They run all of things were (sic) they have a classroom and you litterly (sic) watch them spank each other and when it’s over they are running around looking for privates to earn money and after that they are making their own clips in the hotels………. then they have these spank me for money shows.
It’s all just a persuit (sic) of wealth which is fine until people say crap like “Oh, they are so into it. it’s not about the money or drugs”.

Look, Kyles weight has gone up in the summer and down in the winter(meth). his face goes from clear to legions(meth). They are users.

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Fly**g Circus
« Reply #13: December 22, 2019, 03:23:44 PM »

No, it’s not a talent. It’s common sense. If you want to smoke fairy dust and fly high with all of the incredible stories of girls running around getting spanked by senior citizens and all of them saying they love it go fourth.

Listen, if you ever went to any of those texas all state spanking parties you would learn real quick that it’s all a giant money grab. They run all of things were they have a classroom and you litterly watch them spank each other and when it’s over they are running around looking for privates to earn money and after that they are making their own clips in the hotels………. then they have these spank me for money shows.
It’s all just a persuit of wealth which is fine until people say crap like “Oh, they are so into it. it’s not about the money or drugs”.

Look, Kyles weight has gone up in the summer and down in the winter(meth). his face goes from clear to legions(meth). They are users.

Couldn’t it be both?  They are spankos, and figure a way to make money off it.

L*ceygirl
« Reply #14: December 22, 2019, 06:24:52 PM »

Quote from: Fly**g Circus on December 22, 2019, 03:23:44 PM
Couldn’t it be both?  They are spankos, and figure a way to make money off it.

A lot of actors, athletes, and porn stars say use the line “I’m doing what I love but why not make money too” but the reality of it is if you earn profit from something then that’s all that counts.

There is no way that all of these spanking actresses all woke up one day and said “HEY, i love spanking so I want to be spanked by old senior citizens in front of 4 cameras and a crowd. Wow, I make money from it as well”.

Basically what happens is they see that they earned $500 in one day so they run around trying to get “anyone” else to pay them for it………… usual old men as you may have noticed from the videos.
And this is exactly what is happening.
There are MORE old senior men spanking these females than NOT. That’s ridiculous. The % of elderly fetish in the porn empire is probably less than 1%. The fact that not one or some but ALL of these women are getting in line to be spanked by these tubamans proves its (sic) completely about money.

« Last Edit: December 22, 2019, 06:27:05 PM by L*ceygirl »

d*vid557
« Reply #15: December 22, 2019, 06:41:53 PM »

So what explains all of the F/F spanking porn?

Sp*nkr*t
« Reply #16: December 22, 2019, 06:56:35 PM »

Quote: Listen, if you ever went to any of those texas all state spanking parties you would learn real quick that it’s all a giant money grab. They run all of things were they have a classroom and you litterly watch them spank each other and when it’s over they are running around looking for privates to earn money and after that they are making their own clips in the hotels………. then they have these spank me for money shows.It’s all just a persuit of wealth which is fine until people say crap like “Oh, they are so into it. it’s not about the money or drugs”.

What were you doing at these Texas All State Spanking Parties? Were you selling your ass and have now got too old, bitter & saggy to be able to do that any more? Or maybe you’re really a guy & were there to buy. You can be anything you like on the web.

L*ceygirl
« Reply #17: December 22, 2019, 10:51:43 PM »

Quote from: d*vid557 on December 22, 2019, 06:41:53 PM
So what explains all of the F/F spanking porn?

uhh, cause there are mass amounts of women.

Quote from: Sp*nkr*t on December 22, 2019, 06:56:35 PM
What were you doing at these Texas All State Spanking Parties? Were you selling your ass and have now got too old, bitter & saggy to be able to do that any more? Or maybe you’re really a guy & were there to buy. You can be anything you like on the web.

Your emotions have been compromised and you are unable to realistically evaluate the porn industry and how it works.
I’m sorry you don’t believe it but the spanking models are not exceptional people. They have absolutely no morale regard or show no interest in spanking.
99% of them are lesbians, 99% of them are willing to do any spanking positions, 99% of them are switches, 99% of them done porn, 99% of them have done other fetishes for video, 99% of them are willing to spank or be spanked by total strangers, 99% of them are competitive.

Hell the sarah gregory group were sharing costumes to save money so they can run 20 spanking videos in one day.
It’s more to do with money than spanking.
Sorry but get used to it. This is the way the world works.

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Yikes – LOL … right? That’s all for now!

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& predictably they link to this, naturally… and L*ceygirl goes off at the deep end! HAW HAW HAW!
More below… ta-daaaah!

L*ceygirl
« Reply #21: December 26, 2019, 05:31:27 PM »

It’s stupid.
haha, in the article the mutt wrote: “Glaring inaccuracies” and “degenerate”.

MUAHAAHAHAHA.

Yeah, here’s one for the blogger.

1. When humans have interests(aquarium fish, sex, spanking, mechanics, etc) they still consider taste, Morales, and standards when enrolling in that interest.
Spanking models have NONE of those at all. The entire spanking industry is OLD DUDES. WOMEN, by statistics prefer grandfather dudes at around 1/3000. Most spanking models are switches……. and they do porn…… and they do other stuff…… and they are bisexual….. and…… on and on. Basically they will do anything for money within reason. There is no fame with spanking models. You can purchase pretty much anyone of them. When you can purchase anyone you want in an industry.
really……………… You people are fucked.

2. -Here’s how the industry works.
In the REGULAR model industry bigshots nap a hot young girl and drive her around to clubs and party with her and feed her tons of alchohol (sic). If they can hang then they live in the “borrowed” riches until and younger one shows up and they ditch her in the gutter.
-Hard users and drugs control the porn industry. hell, 50% of them are dealers on the side. The women LOOK like users. Like every 2nd one. There are a few who are not such as chicks like lexi belle but its rare.

3. In the spanking industry there are tons of young girls road-tripping and modeling with OLD DINOSAURS. Ton as in the majority of them. Most have MARKS all over their face. HUMANS do not generally have marks all over their face but the moment you turn on Firm hand ALL of them are covered with it. Some of them look extremely unhealthy.
It’s called meth, heroine (sic), crack, and most of them are jacked on it.
Just for fun I thought I’d add some junky faces.

AND not to mention the ENTIRE CAST OF Wellspankings.
Oh I have to post this girl again. It’s brutally noticable (sic) in every video.

L*ceygirl
« Reply #23: December 26, 2019, 05:46:09 PM »

In reply to T*lar’s earlier goading:

You don’t have to post some elaborate investigation that in the past I said what I’m saying now. I agree I hate you and that wolfy fuckhead and everyone knows I have little to no respect for people who are not true to their nature.
I have a lot of respect for the models whom (sic) are honest. There is nothing wrong with making money.

I know you and your gay friends don’t like me and being popular was never a priority of mine.

Fl***ng Circus
« Reply #24:
December 26, 2019, 11:48:23 PM »

L*ceygirl,
What is your response to this?

I think that perhaps they start off as spankos, and then realize they can make money off it, and put up with being spanked by some fat old man.  They don’t enjoy it, but can tolerate it.  Also, I am sure there are all different motivations for being in the industry. 

Ass Grabbing Bonus!

Hello there… before I bring you today’s 3rd Halloween post of the week, for one individual that so loves me, please do enjoy this post! All images found courtesy of Googling “Ass Grabbing and or Grab/Grabber.” heh heh – childish I know, but so much fun when you see what fun people have with statues and the like, cool eh?

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 I don’t know why… but this pic just brings out a big smile in me too, LOL! 🙂

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This image makes me laugh even louder… Oh those Japanese!!!

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& of course there’s fun with statues… the whole point is not to take ourselves too seriously, as these gorgeous fun loving folk demonstrate! I will also be reviewing my latest POV film at some point since the images there or clips seems to have offended one person deeply, yes, it contains a scene of ass grabbing, about 2-3 seconds on probably 2 occasions (from memory). It’s a film about spanking beautiful Casey Calvert from your perspective over your lap, or as close to your lap in real life as we could get her since it’s on film *sigh*

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This post is dedicated to all those fearless anonymous internet warriors “out there!” – We salute you!

When Schoolgirls attack!

Just a bit of fun, I forgot about these images so have put up a few of us playing. I think Sarah makes a rather good pervy schoolgirl getting her own back on a rather surprised and upset Mr Osborne, don’t you think? I particularly like the ass grab pic… it felt good at the time, lol! I will be back later with the latest of the “Halloween Spankings” for this week – update 2! (well, any excuse really to see girls in uniforms getting spanked!!!)

“When Schoolgirls Attack!” or Mr Osborne stars in “Bottom Marks!” *titter*

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Bridesmaid Butts

I saw an article recently about a trend that is probably happening right near you at the moment… it would appear that at weddings the customary photos are also being enhanced with a few fun outtakes with the bridesmaids (and bride if she so wishes) revealing their panties or bare butts underneath their dresses. Now I am not a prude, of course… and so I welcome this trend, especially as outdoor weddings right now are the “in thing” with the weather being so nice… so here are a few images to give you an idea of a great distraction before I get back to the business of scouring the interwebs for more fabulous spanking updates and my own news and such 🙂

These girls all deserve such naughty spankings… don’t they? 🙂

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canadian-american-flagHappy Holidays everyone, I won’t mention it tomorrow, as most of those in the USA will be setting off fireworks and roasting hogs or some such nonsense this weekend… and of course happy belated “Canada Day” to my colonial cousins from July 1st 🙂 – I feel I may need to apologize over the last video for our #ifwewon tag to my literal American peeps… it would seem some of you take these things WAY TOO LITERALLY (what did I say??? WHAT…. DID…. I… SAY? ) so here is enchanting all round English hawt MILF, Elizabeth Hurley, to do the apologizing for me (or maybe not, lol) –  Happy Holidays y’all 🙂

Kitty Kitty Spank Spank

Whilst scanning channels recently I came across an American sitcom series called 2 Broke Girls – it’s cheesy at best, but the 2 actresses are hot, brunette Kat Dennings and blonde Beth Behr (you can Google them for their acting credentials and other modelling images if you so wish). However, I decided to check out the series and found this little spanky gem in what was called the “Kitty Kitty Spank Spank” scene… I’ll let you watch the clip below… this appeal to lovers of F/M and F/F spanking persuasion… LOL!

 More images and gifs are found below from this series… this has also fueled my fetish for waitressing uniforms like this… and I will no doubt be scouring the internet for something similar to get my girls spanked in at some point, well… why not? Back later with more updates to start off your week that I know you will appreciate!

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Random Nonsense and Spanking Updates…

The Interwebz… don’t you just love how random some shit can be out there? I was preparing my post for you all today, and got (predictably) delayed looking at some zany randomness and instead of bringing you some LOLcats (or even obese or singing cats that I had been watching – don’t ask me why, it just felt right at the time…) I checked out something from the past that I came across by accident and 2 variations of a Punjabi hit music video – “WTF?” You might ask? Well, check out the number of hits on this Youtube vid below, it’s pretty well known, absolutely and delightfully cheesy, the special effects are hilarious but the tune is strangely addictive… just the smile and lift I needed after a pretty lame day back at work!

Then check out what I love about the fabled internet as you can then check out a hilarious parody of this loveable geezer as a rendition of Rick Astley’s famous hit is shown below: Enjoy… you lovers of all things 80’s!

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“Never gonna give you up”…. ok, now that I’m in a jovial mood, lets see what’s out there for all you lovers and seekers of everything we love about spanking!

Kelly Wilson is one such girl that makes me smile, a cute thing, a cute accent and an ever so spankable bottom… no wonder when she was giving a lapdance to a client that he couldn’t keep his hands to himself as you’ll see below!

  

 

  

When Kelly Wilson goes to see George Butcher for a private lapdance session she expected him to keep his hands to himself. When he touches her and Kelly slaps his face she discovers George would prefer to put his hands repeatedly onto her pert bottom!

You might want to know that there’s MUCH MORE of Kelly at many exclusive spanking films from Sound Punishment like this free gallery below shows you (click image) which reveals her as a rather naughty schoolgirl getting her just desserts! Yum, I’m full just watching! 🙂

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Danielle Hunt is another girl that is a real sweetie, I know she has been rather busy recently and is also going to be starring at my site soon as I’m filming her after this weekend, but first, she is back filming with Mike and you can see one of her last excellent uniform films as she looks convincing as a Dutch Nato recruit who doesn’t know how to shine shoes properly!

 

  

 

  

Cadet Danielle Hunt has a problem keeping her boots clean and polished. Her officer called her for a personal inspection during which she got a special duty caning. She was then told to clean her boots and report to his office in 15 minutes. When she was inspected again, her boots were not clean enough so he put her over his knee and gave her a long, hard paddling with the Academy’s special, steel enforced, heavy leather paddle.

Check out more of Danielle’s spanking films HERE

Before I leave this site, you might want to know that Caroline Grey (yes, another of my spanking crushes) is back as a nurse in trouble and you can see a few images from this latest film and judge for yourself!

 

  

Nurse Caroline was scheduled to assist Dr. Johnson in surgery but she didn’t show up. He found her in the nurses station and dragged her by her ear to his office and put her bare bottomed in the corner untill he finished the surgery. When her returned, he found her not in the corner and she got a sound OTK spanking for missing the surgery and a sound strapping for not staying in the corner.. Then she had to spend 2 hours in the corner

See why Spanked-in-Uniform.com has some of the best niche uniform spankings around!

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Now I thought you might want to know some of my nominations at the annual Awards which you can first of all nominate HERE

Ahem, if any of you (I see iwasrobert has kindly nominated my site as best improved, so “thank you, Sir”  – which I am really chuffed about) please do get in your nominations… I know I am stretching things a bit trying to get my blog nominated in the awards too, as it is basically a promotional/industry type blog but there is a lot of personal and my own behind the scenes stuff with plenty of special clips and other stuff which takes a bloody long time to set up and which no other bloggers really do (I can see bloody why!!!) and sense of humor most don’t probably get (heh!) so do understand that and yes I know, I should really change the damned design of this blog, it’s something I am definitely going to be doing for 2012 – 100%!

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Here is Veronica Ricci – shown at SpankedCallgirls (one of my fave sites of Clare Fonda) getting a good hard embarrassing spanking with her beautiful blistered butt and splayed legs looking at us viewers provocatively… *mmm*

 

 

 

MORE Films of hooker babe Veronica looking so so sexy can be seen HERE

There is a free gallery showcasing another of Veronica’s films at one of Clare’s other class sites – Spankedsweeties.com (the home of all her Exclusive 1st show girls, newbies, interviews and of course… spankings!) Click image below for a cool free gallery:

See MORE of what is available at SpankedSweeties HERE

The beauty of Veronica can also be clearly seen when she is dressed as a schoolgirl in the infamous Exclusive Education Series… click images below for the special reminder galleries!

 

Exclusive Education 6 is available in FULL only from GirlSpanksGirl.com

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As I have said a 1000 times, you can view all of Clare’s sites featured here as part of the CLARE FONDA PASS offering amazing value and highly recommended!

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Again, I have been busy today so can only bring you this but I have a fantastic new film I am uplaoding and preparing for my members of AAAspanking.com tomorrow – I’ll tease you by saying the title of the film is called “Who wet the bed?” We had a lot of fun making this film and I can’t wait to let you know more tomorrow!!! Til then… cheers. Chief

6th Love our Lurkers Day

The 6th LoL Day is finally here. Six of the best! I like six and so should you! The basic concept of Love Our Lurkers is simple. All those people that read blogs and such but never leave or comment or contribute in another way (henceforth referred to as a “lurker”) are invited to do the totally unexpected – to leave a comment. You don’t even have to send me your real email address when you send in a comment, no need to leave a site address, just click on the comments and say “Hi!” or whatever, I know there are 1000′ s of daily readers so I’d love you guys who hve never left a comment (as well as those who do, which I really appreciate) to leave me a comment. Even if it is to say “I suck and I stink” etc… I can handle it 🙂 Hey, you remember my crazy cat spankings? Well, here below is my reward, I loved this little clip from a French Canadian family who have a cute Siamese kitteh-kat… that loves to be spanked, heh heh!

 

Below are the links to my other cat spanking inspired posts in case you forgot 🙂

& below is why cats are so clever and cute…

Talking cats… I love them, hope you enjoyed seeing these clips, I shall be posting more spanking updates (of humans, most notably the female of the species next time), so don’t go far now! Chief.

Click on OMG Kitty below for a reminder of more cat spankings! (and some interesting human spanking stuff too!)

Sarah’s 1st Detention & other spankings

Well, as predicted, the “riots” (well, not riots as such, just mass copycat criminality by those who see a cheap thrill of getting something for nothing and destroying the lives of those who have worked hard to make something of themselves) it has been continuing although once you put enough resources into something like policing the capital city, these cowardly hoodie scum soon disappear! In a way, it’s rather like the piracy I have suffered this last month, although I am kind of on top of it (by putting in extra resources) there are still a couple of determined Russian pirates that I’d love to pour boiling hot water onto their gonads… just for fun, of course, rather like the looters have claimed – so despite those distractions of ensuring my hard work isn’t totally ripped off constantly, you can view our site now from just $8.50 a month FFS! So taking time away from producing and promoting which really FUCKS ME OFF! Here is the latest film from AAAspanking which I rather like as it has Sarah Gregory in her very 1st detention getting a lesson in how to speak the “Queen’s English” and also know what it’s like to get a darned good slippering that we Brits like so much to dish out! (When feral scum aren’t looting our shops).

Check the image below for a brand new long play FREE Preview Clip

Sarah Gregory stars in her 2nd schoolgirl film & shows us some of her infamous bratty cheek (or sass – as she calls it). Her Detention soon turns into a bare bottom punishment when a simple test on how to talk “proppah! – like wot we duz in England” goes horribly wrong when she can not identify how to say the words & correct pronunciation for simple things like tomatoes (she says “to-MAY-toes” when everyone knows we here in England say “to-MA-toes”) then she ridicules our “Chocolate Bars” & hasn’t a clue what she thinks are “Chips” (they are “CRISPS” we eat Chips or “French Fries” as she would ignorantly say… with our wonderful Fish) & the list is endless… so a good bare bottom spanking with a good old fashioned leather slippering, the English way, is needed to correct her wayward tongue! Sarah should learn to talk like her English cousins when she’s a guest in our riot torn country… & we will hope you find her mastery of our language at the end both amusing & hopefully a lesson to those “cheeky brats” out there that dare mock our accents! The final scenes of Sarah stood up with her hands on her head have to be seen to be believed as she recites the “Queen’s English” like us Limeys! What a good sport she is… next she’ll be learning the rules to cricket & rugby!

 

 

 

 

 

See this and the other exclusive films with us starring Sarah Gregory at AAAspanking.com

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Now Sarah has a fine bubble butt, so that is my little theme today and what you are about to witness in a new update from FirmHandSpanking.com is probably one of my most under rated spanking stars that I adore, the “butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth” look of Corrine Gonzalez – she who has a most amazing bubble butt booty, so deliciously spankable that how could her evil House Mistress, Allaura Shane (who I have to say is getting better at this switching malarky) finds ANY excuse to tan that ripe rump! Oh… and check out Corrine’s amazing long hair… impressive, eh? See what happens to Corrine in this latest installment below, actually when you see the story of what happened… she DID deserve it this time! & I can tell you – Allaura really did WHACK her hard with the paddle… OUCH!

 

 

 

 

You can see more of this severe paddling with a free film preview of Corrine right here!

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Now the possessor of the most jiggly, eye-wateringly addictive bubble butt (for me) has to belong to my full time crush and webcam harlot/tease/spanko (delete or include together as applicable) – the one and only Amber Dawn from the Frisco Bay Area… yup, another reason for me to venture to California, one day! You may have seen some images shown elsewhere below from her SpankAmber site – but what you may not have known is that this movie in all its parts is NOW available so I will feature it here. You wanna see Amber get a spanking and a leather belting on the sofa? No problem! Hey… you wanna see Amber give her lucky fella, Daddy, a slurpy, mouth watering blowjob and take his thick wad whilst she rubs and grinds herself off jiggling that freshly tanned butt of hers on full display? No problem… just beware this is HOT naughty stuff between a real life couple, so expect full on nasty & very erotic personal playtime that we are privileged to view! 🙂

 

 

 

 

That last image I chose says it all “The cat that got the (man)cream” – Amber is an incredibly hot and very erotic lady who looks after herself, loves the attention she gets on camera, members of her site can see some of the shenannigans she gets up to and so much more CLICK HERE for more info…

Finally, from Amberspanks.com – her own take on femdom of other interesting and very real girl next door types you DO NOT see elsewhere, I remember Amber telling me about this girl, I think this was her 2nd black girl or non caucasian type… you know what I mean… I think she was half Swedish/half Jamaican… like the singer Neneh Cherry (who I had a thing for in the 1990s – anyway, I can see why she was so excited with this Rhianna-esque honey, only 19 years old, the way Amber likes her girls… fresh and young and never been spanked on film before! You’ll see Amber put her at ease and admire this girl’s trim waist, bubble butt and full D+ cup breasts that Amber has a generous feel of before continuing with her mission of turning this teenager’s jiggling butt a naughty crimson! You can see part of what is going on and those very naughty cut out pants pushing out Zahara’s rump (below)

 

 

 

 

 

I hope you appreciate these 1st show images of what Amber has been getting up to HERE

🙂 “One way ticket to San Francisco, please!” 🙂

ah, and as I finally get this post to edit, Amber has made available a whole load of images that others will blindly post without a thought in the world to how it was made, remember here – you get the FULL stories behind Amber’s fantastic films! ALWAYS!

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OK, as darkness starts to descend here in the UK, please think good thoughts for the vast majority of us here sick to our back teeth of the utter feral scum that are taking away our communities… so it was good to see people of these communities fighting back to protect and cherish what they have built up! OK, Good night everyone and stay safe!

“My point, exactly!” Have a good ‘un, Chief.

Scorchio Spankings

The Spanking Forecast for today is “Mucho Scorchio!” – viewing today’s update comes with a severe Trouser Arousal warning so please take note of this important advisory before continuing on with your daily perusal of said baking hot spanking material! I in no way can be blamed for any unwanted “fronts” or Trouser tsnunamis… please refer to the websites causing such groinal distress if you wish to continue viewing without suing me 🙂

“Este el sábado el tiempo será… Mucho Scorchio!!!”

OK, as I tear myself away from that delightful Mexican chica’s rump… here are todays’ sizzlers all courtesy of Clare Fonda… she has a lot to answer for as I have gone through several pairs of casual beige Farah slacks (remember them?) today already (yes, more than you needed to know… ahem!)

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Dani is an incredibly beautiful porn star that Clare has managed to procure for her spanking websites… and what’s more, Dani is a real life spanko, as revealed in her 1st appearances at SpankedSweeties.com recalling and then re-enacting some of her spanking memories and experiences at home growing up with the help of Clare’s hand and lap, of course! I have already shown you some images of Dani previously as you may have seen below… and I am loving the fact she also has red hair… oh my oh my!

   

Well, there is a new set of images and storyline coming out right now that details another “growing up” experience… was she a naughty girl? I’ll let you decide from these images!

 

  

See all of new girl Dani’s confessions, stories, interview and of course her spanking at SpankedSweeties.com

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next is something I’ve been waiting for… Clare’s other recent revelation, Veronica Ricci playing a naughty callgirl who will of course get found out by Momma Clare for cheating behind her back trying to get bribes and presents off the punters… but could you say no to this doll?

  

* “Yup! I’d sell my soul, my mother’s soul and my sister’s for 5 minutes alone with you!”

Veronica is a real find… yes, we know she was a former Penthouse Pet… and it shows…. but also rather intriguingly she has quickly become an accomplished switch, both subbing and domming as you’ll see… but here, she’s a cheating callgirl and brothel owner Momma Clare is pissed at the way she tried not to delcalre her extra income and trinkets! Oops! Clare has some withering put downs that you can see in this latest film as well as a good hard spanking (and it really is) just check out Veronica’s beautiful speckled ass for proof!

* Disclaimer: If there really is a Devil in the soul buying business – I was just kidding (kind of)

  

  

See why I *might* just risk eternal damnation without a soul – CLICK HERE for more Veronica!

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If that wasn’t bad enough… I had asked if these girls pair off, as I love Kay Richards, she’s one of Clare’s best finds over the years and I love her husky accent, naughty attitude and she has the body and breast i’d just want to play with all day (sigh – I digress) so to see her making out with Veronica… oh my…. it’s also the latest 2erotic” story punishment movie out now to download at Clare’s biggest site GirlSpanksGirl.com and these 2 kittykats purr and play upon each other while Kay’s lesbian “sugar momma”, Clare, is out of town…

Well, that is until Clare gets back early and discovers these 2 making out…, true to form, Clare doesn’t miss an opportunity to take advantage of the situation of the girls embarrassment and ensures she witnesses and gives a humbling spanking with some hot sexual play as a turned on Kay reveals a creamy pussykat as she brings herself off with a dildo! Gentlemen, if you haven’t already loosened your trouser garments… I suggest you should do so to avoid unnecessary crushing of the swollen private parts and ladies that are turned on by this sight, and I know that there be many, please do follow the actions of Kay below for a full and satisfying climax!

  

 

  

Members can see Veronica & Kay together for the 1st time HERE (do not miss it!)

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Don’t forget, you can view all of the above sites sepereately or as part of a really cool pass which offers you the choice of choosing 3, 4 or 5 sites (there really isn’t any need for more unless you want to view less quality) and Clare’s sites are all about naughty quality updates on a regular basis and the bonus that you WILL NOT find any of her stuff duplicated on another site, unlike some that I could mention! So the CLARE FONDA PASS is – in my opinion, easily the best multi site deal around, check it out below:

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& to finish today’s Clare-fest, I thought I’d remind you of a hot spanking and diaper punishment that yet another naughty adult actress got, I really like the way she tries to play “victims”, if you’ve seen Isobel Wren before (and you would have at Clare’s sites, she was one of the girls in the last Exclusive Education series, for example) – then check her out as a Naughty Diaper Girl – this film has it all, a cute girl already spanked, in diapers, humiliated, then caught playing with herself (again) and spanked…. then (phew) re diapered by Clare! See this wonderful mayhem below!

To those that think there’s no spanking at this site… nope, not true, clare does spank the girls in and out of their diapers as you’ll see here!

 

 

 

 

 

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE LATEST DIAPER UPDATES

OK, I hope you all have a fantastic weekend, I’m away for a few days without internet access, so I hope you enjoy today’s update, and I have also updated my other blog HERE (yesterday) with yet more naughty spanking goodness!

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Oh, and don’t forget my own site, there’s new movies added this week HERE and also at the Clips Site we have added 2 highly rated films, they are all live now and available to also view HERE

Laugh your Ass off!

I was in a real reminiscent mood today, bemoaning the crap that is on TV nowadays like the dreadful talent & reality shows spawned the world over… so I went onto Youtube for a giggle as I remembered growing up with “It’s a Knockout!” or “Jeux sans Frontieres” as they called it in Europe… and the best shows were after all the local national ones when we’d have the big competitions between the nations of Europe every Friday night… and “boy” did they provide a lot of laughs… please, whatever you do, please just waste a couple of minutes looking at the clip below, I PROMISE it will make you laugh out loud… this was one of the infamous games (The Penguins) and poor ol’ Doug from Britain really was making a mess of it. But of course, for me… what always made this show was the laughing from Stuart Hall (he’s still going strong nowadays but as a football commentator… just less laughter!)… he would literally wheeze and cry at the antics… I fail to see how anyone can not laugh with him, it is so addictive… so please… do enjoy this diversion before I bring you the spankings  I have for you today!

It really gets going on 1 min 40 …. “Go on Douggie!!!”

& so to the spankings… I am writing this with a BIG smile on my face, so as I’m in a good mood, let’s see what I was viewing earlier today from some of the UK websites first of all!

What better way to start than a look back at one amazing girl who plays such a tempting schoolie (I should know!) and that is Jasmine Lau, I think the images below of her OTK spanking and slippering do the punishment the justice that it deserves! These are taken from the exclusive recent updates found only from Agean’s excellent site SoundPunishment.com

  

  

You can see many fantastic Free Movie previews including Jasmine (above) by CLICKING HERE

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Now what you may not realize is that Gawping Cat (cousin of OMG Cat) – yeah… they get around, these kittehs, eh? Anyway, as I was saying… what you may not have known is that this poor cat sat through the entire audition and more of the very slinky Lotty (who I have seen elsewhere but no where near as sexily portrayed as she is at Redstripefilms.com – so credit goes to a bare foot Mr Stern for bringing out the best in this very satisfying visual treat…. and thanks for showing off Lotty as beautifully as I knew she could appear! Well done… and now to find some darning materials for my trouser bumpage region (damned stitching is coming loose in the groin area for some bizarre reason!)

Lotty takes her 1st OTK and Implement Spanking in the buff at Red Stripe Films (below)

  

  

Slim teenager Lotty is in for a surprise, she had been spanked before but wanted to see what it felt like to try out various instruments of punishment. We welcome the interest of one so young and in the spirit of encouragement we had Mr. Stern bring along a selection of his finest whips, paddles and spanking tools. Lotty stood up to the application of the various instruments quite bravely, we are not sure if she will indulge her fantasy for being punished any further but you can see her great film exclusive to this site.

See Lotty being punished in a FREE Movie Preview HERE

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Next up is gorgeous newcomer, Elle… who has the most amazing curves in all the right places, a beautiful smile and of course, a butt that cries out for us spankos to feast upon… I’ll let the images below do their magic… but this is one lady that deserves more attention!!!

  

  

An audition for English Spankers can be a very painful affair as Elle is finding out. After agreeing to be spanked for the first time she now has to decide, will she take the leather paddle. She agrees and bends over for the first hard strokes on her bottom. She did not realise just how painful it can be as you will see from her reactions but she did take all the strokes we had planed for her, was her bottom red and marked? See for yourself in our free film on the web site

More previews of beautiful glamour model Elle available HERE

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& finally today… in the spirit of cross European “Jeux sans Frontieres” mirth and co-operation… our friends from The Netherlands (I can’t remember if the teams with the NL plates did well as we were always laughing at our own hapless representatives) have a brand new Airline Stewardess movie update from the Europe Airlines section at Spanked-in-Uniform.com

Now I love this section so seeing it updated again and this time with Pandora Blake & Amelia Jane Rutherford… well, it couldn’t go wrong… and didn’t! Enjoy this uniform spanking special… I most certainly did!

On the flight to Athens stewardesses Amelia and Pandora decided to try out some new fake eyelashes in the toilet. They spent over 25 minutes in there and the passengers started to complain. This reached Mr. Johnson and both girls were soon in his office facing another sore bottom. Mr. Johnson, after scolding them, decided a sound over the knee thrashing with the heavy leather paddle was in order followed by some humiliating cornertime.

  

 

  

Check out MORE of this and all the latest specialist uniform punishments HERE

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I hope you enjoyed this uplifting update, I’m gonna be away this weekend so I will get you a few updates on this blog and elsewhere before I go away… take care and hope you had fun reading today’s post 🙂

Regards, Chief.